Jak nás vidí Amerika...

6. března 2008 v 12:29 | antibush felis |  Cestopisné

Překlad do češtiny z jednoho amerického turistického průvodce - přesně podle originálu.

Česko je nepatrná země, ležící na kontinentu Evropa. Nachází se v prostoru mezi Německem a Ruskem. Kdysi byl tento stát zhruba dvakrát větší, ale v minulém století něho začaly od východu jednotlivé kusy odpadávat. Je to významný člen světového společenství, i když ne tak významný, jak si myslí. Hraničí s Německem, Rakouskem a pak ještě s jinými státy, které nejsou důležité a kde se špatně nakupuje.



Historie - Česko je velmi stará země s mnoha poklady, jako je Karlův most, Karlovo náměstí, Karlovy Vary a Karlštejn. Na západní civilizaci se podílí pivem a hokejem. I když si o sobě Češi myslí, že jsou moderní národ, téměř nepoužívají klimatizaci a Američan tam těžko narazí na slušnou mexickou kuchyni. K neustálému roztrpčení amerických návštěvníků mluví místní obyvatelé česky, i když je tam mnoho lidí, kteří promluví anglicky, jestliže z toho budou něco mít.

Lidé - Česko má jen tolik obyvatel jako 3 obvody New Yorku: City, Harlem a Brooklyn. Přesto je strašlivě přelidněné, minimálně každých 7 mil tam potkáte vesnici. Z deseti milionů lidí jich 9,5 milionu pije nebo kouří. Všichni Češi řídí auta jako šílenci, jsou posedlí sexem a nemají ponětí o disciplíně. Většina věřících Čechů jsou křesťané, i když byste to podle jejich chování neřekli. V Česku je mnoho komunistů.

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A sakra to jsem nevěděla...... A co je to Amerika????

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