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1. Kdy už, kurva, konečně přestane pršet? (Noe, 4314 před Kristem)

2. Kurva, nešlapte mi tady v těch kruzích, volové! (Archimedes, 126 před Kristem)

3. Kurva, to je ale vedro! (Jana z Arku, 1431)

4. Kdy už tam kurva konečně dorazíme? (Krystof Kolumbus, 1492)

5. Kurva, jak si ty flanďáci vlastně myslejí, že mám ten strop namalovat? (Michelangelo, 1566)

6. Co sis to kurva vzala, Julie? (Romeo Montecchio, 1595)

7. A stejně se, kurva, točí! (Galileo Galilei, 1633)

8. Jak je to, kurva, možné, že to nikdo nechápe? (Albert Einstein, 1938)

9. Pojď, Moniko! Kurva, vždyť se to nikdo nedozví! (Bill Clinton, 1997 a Tomáš Vrána 2007)

10. Která kurva namazala ty liány vazelínou? (Poslední slova Tarzanova, o přesném datu tohoto výroku se vědci dosud přou)
 

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